Monday, 27 August 2007

the plague


i watched the sun rise over the timor sea at 07:00am from the escalation ward on the 8th floor of the royal darwin hospital on my second last of 7 night shifts, then went home and vomited. in 24 hours i'll be on a plane to singapore, so let me take this opportunity to show you some pictures of darwin beaches at sunset - just gorgeous. if the waters weren't full of crocodiles, box jellyfish and deadly irukanji, one would almost consider going for a swim.
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Sunday, 5 August 2007

charles darwin

i feel a rush of pride about living in a city that has been named after a man of science. darwin. a frontier city, a mish-mash of aboriginal, south east asian and anglo-european that is so disconnected from the rest of the nation that one might consider it to be in a different country altogether (were it not filled with the usual bunch of bogans and goons of all different races and ages that make up the bread and butter of australian society). it's the middle of winter and it's 30 degrees. i'm sunburnt. people never turn off their air-conditioners. i think i was bitten by a mosquito and developed a transitory viral-type arthritis. welcome to darwin.
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4 weeks have passed now since my arrival. several things set darwin apart for me. foremost: aboriginality. the rest of australia lacks an aboriginal population. murdered or beaten into submission or chased off, they're just not there. the northern territory is an aboriginal territory, and the streets (and hospital beds for that matter) are filled with non-english speaking aboriginal people with different views and languages and traditions that are very much alive and well, contrary to what i had started to suspect from my ivory tower in the south east of the country. and that realisation is life-affirming. obviously there are issues and confusions at the interface between any two (or more) cultures, and i'm not going to provide a running commentary on the saga, but there is a wonderful vitality here that doesn't exist in the rest of the country, and darwin is a greater place for it.

for all intents and purposes, i'm now in a relationship, and the ability to approach social interactions without the desire to pursue anything sexual or relationship-based has been a life-changing liberator. all of you single people out there know what i mean. it's the hunger. that hunger that's always there whenever you meet someone new - the hunger for intimacy, or sex, or just a chance at something new. this is the first time i've really been without it for living memory (and with confirmed juvenile-onset alzheimer's, my living memory is not that long), and it's so interesting. so boundlessly wonderful to be able to approach new people from an angle of emotional self-sufficiency, with no need in there tainting the interactions.


obviously this just impacts upon casual interactions. once you dig a bit deeper, the vast majority of people are unutterably dull, including myself and anyone else who works in the health system. i now believe that i lost my personality on a crowded street somewhere in early 2004, and think it may have been trampled on, crushed, and kicked into a gutter, only to be washed into the sewage system during the next storm and later out to sea where it now swims unhindered. i wish it well, my personality. my ex-personality that is.




i've been camping a few times, getting out on every available weekend. many of the parks around here are quite similar: cool-watered gorges and rockpools for swimming in under waterfalls, with hikes around. i'm not complaining. the greatest of these parks is kakadu. last weekend, in a relatively last minute set-up with two other doctors (helen and chris) from the emergency department, we bundled ourselves into a 2WD (after our 4WD-hire deal fell through) and headed down to kakadu for a weekend of pleasure. we were told that jim jim falls was not to be missed, so we drove as far as we could down the 60km 4WD track (about 50km) towards the falls in the little sedan (with a couple of 21 year old german hitch-hikers) and walked/hitched the rest of the way there. it was amazing to see how many people with 3 or more empty seats in their cars simply refused to pick us up. as is always the case, it was a couple of people with absolutely no room who stopped to pick us up, and got the germans to climb on the roof and had me and helen clinging to the roofrack at the back. hanging off the back of a 4WD down a dirt track in kakadu sounds really great in the re-telling, but the agony of those arm cramps is unparalleled. helen's poor old arms gave out near the end and she was thrown clear.

jim jim falls was spectacular. an arena or rock that seemed to stretch straight up into the sky some 200m with a waterfall spraying mist down into a cool, deep waterhole below, surrounded by other warmer rockpools for paddling in. bliss. the german boys pranced around on the rocks half naked for our pleasure, and we eventually hiked right up to the source of the falls over a plateau of rock in the afternoon sunshine for more swimming in the rocky, desert streams. it was one of the most beautiful places i've ever been.


the following day we went on a cruise along the south alligator river (misnomer - there are no alligators in australia except in the zoo) and chilled out watching electric blue dragonflies posing on lilly pads and big estuarine crocodiles patrolling their waters. it's the dry season, but there's lots of water nonetheless. look at the pictures and try to imagine what it will look like during the wet when the water level is up to 6 metres higher!




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we ended our day at a rocky outcropping in the north east of the park known as ubirr, with high quality aboriginal rock paintings and a sun setting over wetlands reminiscent of an east african national park. not a bad way to spend 48 hours.



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back in darwin, i'm keeping busy doing a relieving position (and so getting rotated around to a different speciality each week which is interesting and skills-boosting) and seeing a variety of things at the darwin festival which is on right now, including traditional aboriginal dancing and (would you believe) an opera.





my apartment is a dark little hole next to the hospital with mildew climbing up and down the walls and into my lungs, and if i don't die of invasive aspergillosis in the meantime, i'm going to move in to a funky little apartment closer to the city in two weeks. i'm working nights this week, and then during my week off after that i'm being carried off to malaysia/singapore by ridiculously cheap tiger airways tickets and the promise of an olympic gold-medal standard cuddle with gerard in KL. will report back on those adventures soon. in the meantime: peace.



quote of the week: "It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

fair dinkum

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outback australia? conquered.

they say: the journey of 1000 miles begins with a first step. at 2127 miles (3422km in english), the journey from brisbane to darwin through the aussie outback is significantly longer, and is certainly not for the faint-hearted. adam and i felt equal to the challenge.
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so, after packing my life story into adam and being fed a king's breakfast on stephen's balcony, it was time to reinterpret the ancient proverb through modern eyes. i found:

the journey of 2127 miles begins by breaking down on the highway 5 minutes out of brisbane.

18 hours later, adam sporting a new radiator cap, we recommenced our epic journey. here are a few roadside photos of the outback:
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on the first night (in mervin) the sun set at 17:34. the following day (in winton) it set at 18:02. two days later, in elliot on the stuart highway in the northern territory, there was a further 46 minute delay.

i visualised an enormous spinning sphere in space, and an immeasurably distant light source. i pondered angle and shadow. i saw adam and i, irrelevant specks on the surface of the spinning sphere racing across the planet so far as to make a noticeable difference! and it was only then that i began to understand the cosmic significance of our journey. i felt like a greek warrior returning home from troy, in full battle gear, only to check his sundial and have something click in his mind (e=mc2 or whatever) and cry eureka! i was going to assume lotus position and use my figures to estimate the circumference of the earth at the tropic of capricorn, but got too distracted by thoughts of greek warriors in full battle gear.
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adam blew out a tyre on the second day. i changed it and got the spare replaced, and because luck favours the prepared, bought an extra tyre and just chucked it in the back seat.
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as fate would have it, adam blew out another one of his tiny tyres in the middle of nowhere. i found a roadhouse (the only one for 465 km!) and paid an elderly alcoholic to refit the tyre. for much of the process he could only use one shaky hand, and had to get a friend to help him. his other hand appeared fully functional, but his simply refused to put down his cigarette! 20 minutes later, with all of our hands bleeding, adam and i set off once again.

now the last place i could have got a tyre was mt isa, and it deserves some mention. we all know you're not a real man until you've climbed the great wall - chairman mao has been most informative on that point - but what does it take to become a real australian? i discovered the answer on a sign outside the isa.
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now that i'm a real man and a real australian, i can't help but wonder: what's left? how can i aspire to be anything when i've already reached the summit of human existence? i would never have thought it before i went to either of these locations, but these are the metaphysical questions you're left to struggle with in the middle of the night once you've been to the great wall of china and to mt isa and you've become a real man and a real australian.
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just after dawn on the 4th day of travel, we crossed the border from queensland, my former home state, to the northern territory, my new home pseudo-state. it was there that i first saw one of these:
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with adam champing at the bit to push the limits (the machismo of that little car!) i tenderly pressed his little pedal until we were thundering down the matilda highway at a cruising speed of 145km/h! nothing screams inappropriate louder than an overloaded daihatsu mira going that speed down a remote highway, so it was only a matter of time before we had the aforementioned tyre-loss incident in the middle of nowhere.
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adam and i were making really good time, so between the 5th and 7th days, i simply camped out in nitmiluk national park - a real paradise. days consisted of hiking through katherine gorge and swimming in deep fresh water streams, and evenings consisted of lying on the grass in my t-shirt and shorts (in the middle of winter!) watching the stars come out. it doesn't get any fresher than that.
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i thought of all the places i've been in asia in the last 6 months, and the everpresent crowds of people. such density of humans in asia and europe! i contrasted this with a week of driving through an empty landscape, just adam and i, and the remote and raw beauty of the land. i felt lucky to be australian.

i'm glad to be back. for now.
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TRIP STATISTICS
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distance travelled: 3422 km
time zone change: 30 minutes
time taken: 7 days
gay cowboys encountered: 1
peacocks seen in elliot: 62
average pieces of roadkill in the 100km stretch after barcardine: 15.3/km
tyres lost: 2
average number of times i said g'day: 8/day
litres of water drunk: 14L
chocolate bars consumed: 25
number of locations with vodafone mobile reception between brisbane and darwin: 3
number of times i opened the bonnet to look at the engine after hearing something weird or smelling something funny despite knowing i wouldn't recognise a problem if i saw one and certainly wouldn't be able to do anything about it if i did: ~12
cost of accommodation: ~$200
cost of petrol: ~$350
conquering the australian outback on an epic 7 day journey with your best non-human friend in the whole world: priceless

shi nian

what happened after vietnam? well...i went back to hong kong for some serious hanging around. not a great deal happened, but it was exceedingly pleasant.
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we were present at the 10 year hong kong hand-over celebrations, where they had the biggest fireworks display in the region's history. it was pretty good. we watched with 5 million other people. for that reason alone i really felt part of something - connected to all the humanity there in some way - a brotherhood of fireworks observers. it was as if there was some sort of power in it all, all these humans doing exactly the same thing at the same time. 10 million eyes fixed on the same spot in the middle distance - i wouldn't have been surprised if it had caused an earthquake, or a tsunami had come and swept us all away. it didn't though. there was just a hell of a lot of rubbish after everyone had left. then a tsunami of girl guides came and swept it all away. maybe that's what i was expecting. it's the hong kong version of a natural phenomenon.
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it was the second best fireworks display i'd ever seen. the best was the traralgon community fireworks i saw a few years ago, in which we all gathered around a massive bonfire and they set off fireworks so dangerously close to the ground it felt as if they were exploding right in our faces, which of course they were. when the wind changed, the ashes and embers from the bonfire started raining down on the crowd and there was a mass-panic and mini-stampede. no-one was hurt, but it certainly added a dimension to the fireworks display that i felt was lacking in hong kong.

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the rest of my time was basically spent hanging around the scented harbour being a tai-tai extraordinaire. the situation with gerard is now criticial - i've never met a man who's so filled with fucking goodness. and i mean right to the brim. i've moved all my troops to battle-stations, and the army of me is now at war with fate and the department of immigration and citizenship to make sure that he doesn't become the one that got away.